As new female employee “Shelly” was introduced on her first day, one of her new co-workers had one question on his mind: Is this girl cute or even remotely attractive?  Phil Clayborn’s answer: “Eh.”

When asked to clarify his initial evaluation, Clayborn replied “I guess I’ll need some more time to work this out in my head, I’m still on the fence.”  Clayborn went on to say “I’m gonna say that her glasses help the overall picture in that cute, nerdy, sort of way.  She’s a little short for my liking but when you put her up against the other girls on her team, or even the rest of the office, I think I like her chances to make my list.”

The list, Clayborn is referring to, is made up of a current top Hollywood actresses, a local coffee barista and two other females that work in the same office complex that he would totally have sex with.  Despite touting quite the “game”, Clayborn has yet to display physical evidence of having prior carnal knowledge of a woman.

Clayborn later clarified “If I do put her on the list, I’ll take my time with the approach, don’t want to lead her on.”